"He's gonna get a girl pregnant first." True words spoken by the father about Middle. See, Middle is a thruster. He likes to get on top of things and do the hippy-hippy shake. When he gets tired, he molests his blanket and does hip thrust-ercises. He loves to get on a knee and be bounced NON-STOP.
Fun times are to be had in our household. Nana swears that Middle has seen Marmaduke the Pomeranian make sweet love to his stuffed rabbit one too many times. This is a possibility, because Dukie is not smart and we are going to have stuffed purple rabberanians if he has any say.
I hope that Middle outgrows his love of all things hip thrusty, but if not, I guess we will just have the safe sex talk REALLY EARLY.
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