Big is infatuated with 'nocs. That's binoculars to those of you without a three year old. He has a scope meant for a gun that he calls his pirate eye and a set of "spy" 'nocs. These, although AWESOME, are not real 'nocs. He knows the difference.
We were in Cabela's today for a stroll and he saw the 'nocs case. He had a conniption fit for a pair. This mean mom just kept on walking. Those 'nocs were value priced for the common man at $399.99. Honestly, at that bargain price, I should have gotten all three boys a pair, right?
Of course, he tried to bargain with me and told me they would help him see fish and deer and bears. I firmly stood my ground. Thankfully, he realized that the 'nocs weren't happening, so he moved his efforts to a much more realistic purchase: A candy apple red, glitter painted, custom Ranger Speed boat. He even told me we could put it in our pool. I didn't have an extra 40k in my purse today, so I told him we would ask daddy and come back for it later. Yeah, later. That line is still working. I'm gonna wear it out until he realizes that it is mom speak for NEVER.
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