Three words that induce vomiting.

It happened. OH EM GEE... It finally happened. My child ate something so vile, it's hard for me to type about.

Earlier today Big had a large booger. He was picking it and I told him to stop while I grabbed a tissue. I turned away for about 2 seconds and by the time I plucked the tissue from the box, his booger was gone.

I asked him where he put it?! I expected the answer to be: on my shirt, on your shirt, in the carpet, on my brother, on your expensive purse. Those, although obnoxious, are sadly, pretty acceptable in our house.

Instead, he uttered the feared three words: (gag. Cough. Gag again)
His words?! IN MY MOUTH. !!!

OMFG. In his mouth? I asked again, bc I was SURE I had misheard. Nope. I didn't develop a hearing problem. Unfortunately he did just that. Ate a booger. I'm traumatized. There are no words for the level of gross that went all over me.

We talked about it and he has PROMISED me that he will never do it again. What possessed him, I will never understand. Maybe he really is part gremlin like we have suspected. That's the only logical answer I have found. Part gremlin. It comes from the paternal side.