Why is the "good" diaper cream so friggen expensive? Seriously, the kind we use is only available at the pharmacy, behind the counter next to the meth-head sudafed. WTF? I stood in line today right behind Mr. Sniffles. I knew that he really had a cold when he kept wiping his nose nervously with his sleeve, requested the sudafed, and asked how many he could get at once because, "I'm really sick". Sure, Buddy. No denying that!
Once it was my turn, I requested the high-dollar butt cream, fully expecting to be robbed walking away... Because let's face it, anyone willing to pay as much as I did for a tub THAT small must be loaded, or desperate. Sadly, I was the latter. Middle has an angry hiney:(
Middle wasn't nearly as impressed with my purchase as I was because it meant that he had to endure yet ANOTHER change. Good thing he's cuter and more loving when he isn't sporting baboon ass, otherwise, I could have bought an ounce of saffron, 3 rare truffles, or heck, maybe some sudafed, just to fit in with the other desperate people at the WM pharmacy.
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