Tick-tock Croc.

Big is infatuated with all things pirate. Patches, swords, pirate ships, Captain Hook and of course the "Tick-Tock Croc". What is truly great is that EVERY alligator toy, crocodile movie, etc is deemed THE tick-tock croc. Big thinks that you can put them all to your ear and they should tick. If it doesn't tick he gets highly annoyed and starts looking for batteries or telling me it is broken. We have an old VHS copy of Crocodile Dundee. Apparently, Dundee is the original Captain Hook and that stupid movie case is broken because Big cant hear it "tick-tock". Anyone know how to put the tick back into a ratty VHS? No?! Yeah, me neither. Big was not impressed with me and told me that Daddy could do it. I told him that I thought Daddy would be the best man for the job. Fun times. Yo ho ho! Where's me Rum?